I wish I could teleport
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
As shirtless as possible
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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