yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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