I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
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I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
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I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
We are all done wearing pants today
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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