I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
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I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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