I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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