Dual....:-)
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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