guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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