Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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