xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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