they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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