i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
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My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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