I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
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You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
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Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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