Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
He told me they were just razor bumps!
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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