belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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