Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
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I need you to use more vowels.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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