I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.