How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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