DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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