ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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