Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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