hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
You ruined the universe
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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