my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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