I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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