So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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