I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
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i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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