I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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