my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
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Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
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This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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