Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Randomize
