Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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