im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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