ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
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She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
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I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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