If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
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making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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