Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
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Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
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Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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