So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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