In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
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How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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