idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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This is classic penis vs brain.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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