so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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