Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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