Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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