i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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