Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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