At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He shit in the fireplace
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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