real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
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Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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