Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.