nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.