i just google imaged poop.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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