so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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