yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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