Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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