whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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