Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
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He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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