i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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