i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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