Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
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Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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