New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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