In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i think i scared a bird with my dick
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
My vagina is officially offended.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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