i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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