BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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