chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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