To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
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He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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